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Kirby: Utah’s ‘Zion’ owes a big thanks to the Chinese — and so do my cannon-firing buddies

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby 4d ago

Kirby: A Bishop Kirby would stand ready to deliver some justice to abusive Mormon husbands

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby 5d ago

Kirby: When TV says it’s going to snow, don’t believe it. Just keep shoveling.

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby February 16

Kirby: Flowers have lost their powers — now, even roses aren’t enough to say I’m sorry

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby February 12

Kirby: Paying money for a testimony is a small price to pay for keeping Mormon meeting interesting

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby February 11

Kirby: The boss wouldn’t let me get anywhere near South Korea’s Olympics

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby February 8

Kirby: How Jon Huntsman helped me and my now-cancer-free wife through our darkest days

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby February 5

Kirby: Here’s your form for grading your Mormon bishop (or your rabbi, pastor, priest or imam)

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby February 4

Kirby: It’s the moment of truth, dear and not-so-dear readers: Will you pay to read my ‘stuff’?

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby February 2

Kirby: You get the missile alert. You have 15 minutes to live. What would you do? Well, here’s my list.

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 30

Kirby: I don’t feel oppressed in the Mormon church — hell, it’s my choice to attend or not

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 28

Kirby: What do you do when a shooter is loose in your neighborhood? Get the cannon, set the traps, sharpen the dog’s teeth ...

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 25

Kirby: Flu season is here — time to call on the healing powers of women

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 22

Kirby: OK, so Nelson is in, Uchtdorf is out, and I’m back to trying to keep myself entertained during Mormon meetings

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 21

Kirby: Immigrants from ‘s---hole’ countries? We had them a century ago and before that. All they did is build America.

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 18

Kirby: What I would have asked the new LDS prophet, starting with Joseph Smith’s tattoos and why Mormons like Trump

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 16

Kirby: Hey, dentist, get out of my face. I’ll do it myself. YEEEOW, wait …

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 16

Kirby: Maybe these new ‘discussion’ classes can rid Mormons of correlated thinking

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 14

Kirby: Happy Pharmacist Day to the drug peddlers who keep me alive, healthy and relatively happy

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 12

Kirby: Sorry to say, but some apologies just don’t measure up

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 8

Kirby: If God picks me to be the next Mormon prophet, here’s what I will do

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 7

Kirby: My predictions for 2018 — We find ET, Trump’s wall gets built, Mormons offer ‘partial priesthood’

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 4

Kirby: The 8 Mormon prophets I have known — from McKay to the newly departed Monson

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 3

Kirby: So you think 2018 is going to be your year? Well, don’t bet on it.

Robert Kirby By Robert Kirby January 2